The BIG Whooosh

Another Day
I'd just like to thank all of you who have contributed
to PINION in a meaningful way. Without your support
and uplifting comments life would have been meaningful.

That Same Day
I've got the blue screen blues so I went to the doctor.
His understanding and computer-side manners were
less than adequate but realistic.
Here is the conversation I had
That Same Day

A: Doctor doctor what's wrong with my hd?

D:Well, first of all your cpu can not be used as an airplane. Scaring the children with the roaring db's
and frozen blue screen are just the final symptoms before whooosh.

A: But doctor, not The BIG Whooosh...what can I do?

D: Yes, the BIG Whooosh but it's quite simple...buy a newer, stronger, faster one.

A: You mean...it's really un-defragmentable...and and I'll have to land it in the HD museum for
Discontinued Malfunctioning Memory Modules.

D: I'm afraid so, the DMMM is the best place for such an abused hd airplane.

A: But, I can't buy a newer, stronger, faster one.

D: Hmmmm....Get counselling.

Later That Same Day
I really wasn't feeling that great after the doctors recommendation
so I decided to take a walk with my 'Tons of Fun in the Sun'
Combustible Umbrella.(found at all TFS outlets: not suitable for synthetic scalp attachments)
Of course it did its purpose and I was exposed to the Solar Mole.